When those girls on Facebook take pictures and the flash is literally covering their entire face like:

sodamnrelatable:

And everyone is commenting like:

“OMFGZZZ Y0U’RE S00 GORGEOUS. Y0U’R3 FACE IS FLAWLESS. SHARE SOME OF YOU PRREEEETTYNESS PL3ASEE<#33#333#!!!111!!1!”

Then you’re just sitting there like:

 

imetmittensoncraigslist:

i bet you never had a friday night like this

comedy-jesus:

solluxpooping:

boodlicious:

Imagine in like 1000 years when we populate other planets it will be like “Omg I met this really awesome girl on the internet but she lives on Neptune”

planet zoned

worldfamousprofessor:

spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”

contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?

moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”

amoying:

DTF means down to down to farm *seductively tends crops*

lookslikeazipper:

Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT

I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON

HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF

AM I DREAMING

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

What has 2 legs but can’t walk? A person without legs.

Hold on