May 2013
rneerkat:
thisisnotlogansblog:
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
is there a month between april and june?
may be
you can’t answer your own jokes
“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”
insovereign:
i want to write a novel that becomes such a classic that several decades from now high school kids will hate me for writing it
internetexplorers:
you know when you hate someone so much and you just want to
sodamnrelatable:
You’re fat.
You’re ugly.
You have terrible taste in music.
psyducked:
kyurem:
My sexual orientation is Pokémon
bbc-booknerd12888:
gunslingerannie:
gentle-insomnia:
It annoys me how if you’re not good at Art or Music it’s okay because you’re just “not talented” in that area but if you’re not good at Science, Maths or English you’re “dumb”.
It annoys me how if you’re good at Art or Music you’re “super talented” and “special” and “creative” but if you’re good at Science or Maths you’re a nerd.
fartgallery:
im gonna open a place called starebucks where people can pay one dollar to come in and look at deer
lilbunnygirl:
*deletes text post about feelings*
Fact: The human brain makes you see yourself as 5 times more beautiful than you really are.
Me: Well fuck
Actual Fact: It's actually, you see yourself 20% less beautiful than everybody else see's you.
Me: Thank fuck
heyitsemele:
pastelmorgue:
eradicategirlhate:
you ever thought that maybe the reason girls say they’re fine when they’re not, or they’re not mad when they are, is because the second they show any semblance of emotion they’re written off as hysterical bitches that are probably on their period?
THE FUCKING DA VINCI CODE HAS BEEN CRACKED
Reblogging again, because this will never be...
icanbarelyspeak:
not-thefunniestblog:
if kate middleton doesn’t present the baby to the world from her balcony the same way rafiki presented simba they are doing it wrong
when Michael Jackson did that people got really mad
geekyandpointless:
IS NOONE GOING TO MENTION HOW HARD IT IS TO MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT? DO YOU STARE IN THE LEFT OR THE RIGHT IDK
zubat:
I’m sorry, sir, I don’t know what is wrong with your car’s engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking
fartgallery:
im gonna open a place called starebucks where people can pay one dollar to come in and look at deer
titytwochainz:
on my way to fuck your girl like
that pussy weak but she the last resort
hungarian:
why are white ppl always eating salad
skarvika:
masturb88ting:
does getting a septum piercing hurt?
it hurts the people that care about you
raynarvayezjr:
alphastridercest:
raynarvayezjr:
alphastridercest:
deer noises
gun shot noises
panicked deer noises
man yelling god dammit in the distance
edwad:
long distance relationships aren’t so bad if ur dick is long enough 2 reach ur girl hahaha swag
ineedathneed:
birdarangs:
I SPeNT THE LAST THRHEE MINTUES LAUGHING MY ASS OFF BECUASE I THOUGHT HTOSE WERE FUCKIGN LEGs
